let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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