I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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