On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize