would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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