Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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