VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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