I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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