No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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