he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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