She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize