Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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