that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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