You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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