He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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