My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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