508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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