i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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