But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I CAN MOONWALK!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
