chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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