We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
