So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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