Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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