I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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