You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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