I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
True college students do jello shots in the library
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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