there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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