We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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