OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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