he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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