I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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