..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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