is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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