It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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