I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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