he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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