If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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