Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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