If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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