just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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