I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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