you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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