Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He better not be in your backpack
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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