yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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