I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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