Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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