Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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