he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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