your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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