Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Found the puke drawer
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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