What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
