Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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