You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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