But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You don't make any sense
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