Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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