so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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