erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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