Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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