i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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