Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We don't watch enough power rangers
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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